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The Great Kat

“Beethoven Shreds”

100 OUT OF 100 POINTS

2011 HEAVY METAL ALBUM OF THE YEAR

NCU (no catalog number)

Barcode

1 82385 00006 3

Matrix

12701-TRP 1001 050511

Tracklisting

Artist Credits

The Great Kat Performs.

All Shred Guitars

Shred Violins

Demonic Vocals

Genius Virtuosity 

The Flight Of The Bumble-Bee

Beethoven’s 5th Symphony

Torture Techniques

Bach’s Brandendburg Concerto # 3

Islamofascist

Bach’s “The Art of Fugue”

Paganini’s Caprice # 24

All songs on this 7 track metal class/ metal masterpiece, are speed-thrash-shredder-headbanger classics. Top 10 metal reelease for 2011, being in the top spot. The Great Kat is peerless, unique, one-of-a-kind, and untouchable for world’s greatest heavy metal guitar hero’s. A true asset to the true metal community.

“The Flight of the Bumble-Bee” is a excellent headbanging thrashing number with stellar lead guitar work. “Beethoven’s “5th Symphony” is a total metal thrasher with The Great Kat’s GOD LIKE, metal guitar virtuosity. THE GREAT KAT IS A METAL GODDESS. “Torture Techniques” features The Great Kat singing in her Demonic Vocals, which is a metal delight, with tons and tons of essential axework. The Great Kat is a axepert and Beethoven Shred’s is a metal klassiker for the uber-mensch fans of the ragers elite. Bach’s “Brandenburg Conceto # 3, is the most mid-paced song on “Beethoven Shred’s and I love this composition alot, because the guitar hero, guitar shred, and axe wizardry is enhanced by the dynamics of the tempo of the song. IslamoFascist is a awesome metal thrashing mad metal thrasher. Bach’s “The Art of the Fugue” features The Great Kat playing the harpiscord, which is pretty mind blowing. Paganini’s Caprice # 24, is the fastest track on the album, just more World Class guitar hero awesome KICK*ASS heavy metal from The Great Kat.

KICK ASS METAL RATINGS FOR THE GREAT KAT

# 1 FASTEST SHREDDERS IN METAL OF ALL TIME

# 1 FASTEST GUITARIST OF ALL TIME

# 1 GREATEST FEMALE ELECTRIC GUITARIST OF ALL TIME

# 1 MOST AUTHENTIC FEMALE HEAVY METAL PERSONALITY, CHARISMA AND STAGE PRESENCE

# 1 HEAVY METAL VIOLIN PLAYER

# 1 HEAVY METAL HARPSICHORD PLAYER

# 1 FEMALE HEAVY METAL SINGER, APPEARING ON A TIMELESS/  CLASSIC DEBUT ALBUM, “WORSHIP ME OR DIE !”

# 1 MOST KICK*ASS METAL SHRED ALBUM OF ALL TIME “WORHSIP ME OR DIE !”….THE KEY WORD IN THIS IS KICK*ASS METAL.

top metal releases for 2011

THE GREAT KAT “BEETHOVEN SHREDS” ALBUM OF THE YEAR, # 1

Honrable mentions, also in the realm of the best of the best

 DORNENREICH – Flammentriebe

 ANGIZIA – Kokon. Ein Schaurig schönes Schachtelstück

 ULVER – Wars Of The Roses

 BLUT AUS NORD – 777 – Sect(s) / The Desanctification

VIRUS – The Agent that Shapes the Desert

CHRYST – PhantasmaChronica

 UNEXPECT – Fables Of The Sleepless Empire

WOLVES IN THE THRONEROOM – Celestial Lineage

I am a big fan of James L McHard, books  about avant garde classical music called “The Future of Modern Music”, get all 4 editions of this excellent book, and it is a huge oversight on his part not to include The Great Kat. And it is impossible, to talk about Killer Metal, Kick*Ass Metal, and World Class heavy metal, and not mention The Great Kat.

It has been said to play your fetus Classical music, to raises its IQ ..I would say that is now out-dated, play that fetus The Great Kat’s “Worship Me or Die !” The Great Kat’s “Beethoven on Speed” and The Great Kat’s “Beethoven Shreds” instead. Why have a child that is simply uber-mensch, when they can be uber- ubermensh instead.

I enjoy classical music  and heavy metal in equal measures. The Great Kat is not simply the best of both worlds of metal and classical. What The Great Kat, achieved and invented is she created  a world (music style) all her own, and in the heavy metal museum which will happen in future (already a work in progress), there has to  be a  Madame Tussaud wax stature of The Great Kat, circa 1987-1990.

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