HANZEL UND GRETYL # 1 ON PLANET METAL …AKA..KICK*ASS*METAL SINCE 2003

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KICK*ASS*METAL presents the WORLD’S GREATEST INDUSTRIAL METAL band of all-time.

Hanzel Und Gretyl.

 

This editorial is based on the non-sense we seen on the webstie ranker.

http://www.ranker.com/list/industrial-metal-bands-and-musicians/reference

 

Since that hit Hanzel Und Gretyls official facebook timeline.

We have seen the World’s #1  GREASTEST INDUSTRIAL METAL BAND OF ALL-TIME.

@  KICK*ASS*METAL I started with heavy metal since 1978, and moved on to heavier stuff in the Summer of 1980 with Tygers of Pan Tang “WildCat”, and onto the Power/Thrash/Black/Death metal movements, in the fall of 1982.

So we know our heavy metal history inside out and up-side down.

For those in the know on World-Class Heavy Metal, you simply know that

Hanzel Und Gretyl is the # 1 World’s GREATEST INDUSTRIAL METAL BAND OF ALL-TIME.

 

Bands such as

Die Krupps

Frontline Assembly

KMFDM aka Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid

Marylin Manson

Ministry

My Life With The Thrill Kill Kuls

Nine Inch Nails

Rammstien

Revolting Cocks

 

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUCK, but the fact of the matter since

2003

Hanzel Und Gretyl has been

KICK*ASS*METAL’s top ranked # 1

INDUSTRIAL METAL of the modern-era in molten metal, which Hanzel Und Gretyl helped caused by the way, and not only that fact, but of all-time.

Hanzel Und Gretyl’s music is the only artist on the above list, alongside of Marylin Manson, whos music will be around in the year 3003, that is a 1000 (a thousand) years of World- Domination as the World’s Greatest Industrial Metal Band, of all-time.

 

@ KICK*ASS*METAL if we ever get to do a KICK*ASS*METAL heavy metal hall of fame.

Hanzel Und Gretyl will not only have there own display area, but there own wing, and there own building..!!!!!!!!!!

 

There is a factor those who over-rated the above list bands over Hanzel Und Gretyl that I always keep in Mind when I rank/ rated the #1 World’s Greastest Industrial Metal Band of all-time.

 

Hanzel Und Gretyl has 7 of the GREATEST Industrial Metal Releases of all-time and when the next album is unleashed on Planet Metal that will be 8 of the top 10 industrial metal release of all-time.

Über Alles

Scheissmessiah

Oktötenfest 2006

2012: Zwanzig Zwölf

Born to Be Heiled

Hanzel und Gretyl Für Immer

Black Forest Metal

 

 

THE TOP 10 INDUSTRIAL METAL albums of all-time

Über Alles

Scheissmessiah

Oktötenfest 2006

2012: Zwanzig Zwölf

Born to Be Heiled

Hanzel und Gretyl Für Immer

Black Forest Metal

***this spot revserved for the successor to Black Forset Metal **

The top 8 INDUSTRIAL METAL albums of all-time on this list are chronological order, they are all from the same World-Class Metal band.

# 9

Marylin Manson * AntiChrist Superstar

# 10

White Zombie * Astro-Creep: 2000 – Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head 

 

 

There was this webZine that ran from 1999 until 2008 called

INDUSTRIALIZED METAL ran by Gerado and Natalie,

I was asked to join there staff, a offer which I had to decline because I was writing for Orthodox Metal Worship at the time.

They send me there top 700 INDUSTRIAL METAL albums of all-time list.

 

And there favorite band was

Xe-None and they @ INDUSTRILIZED METAL had Xe-None ranked as there # 1 Industrial Metal band of all-time, and when they asked I agreed with this I said yeah in there own category of

Dance Metal, since they are the progenitors of that style, but what I explained to INDUSTRIALIZED METAL, that

HANZEL UND GRETYL plays a STYLE OF METAL so hard I can only explain it as

INDUSTRIALIZED BONE CRUNCHING METAL…

Since the Guitar tone of Kaizer Von Loopy is one of the greatest guitar tones of all-time,

&

Lets not forget that Bass Guitar tone of Vas Kallas in one of the best bass guitar tones of all-time also.

 

Hanzel Und Gretyl as one of the greatest and heaviest of the INDUSTRIAL METAL bands of all-time.

The Record label Metropolis had no choice but to create the

Metropolis METAL subsidiary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets never forget that fact !!!!!!!!!!!

 

Also, this maybe a shock to a lot of metal fans who live around the NWOBHM, Bay Area thrash, and Florida Death Metal hotbeds. I have been around  5,670 concerts from 1983- 1999 after that point I just lost track. I found a house in 1986… 4 houses a way from a major concert venue…but that is a differnet story, digression is over. Out of all the GREATEST CONCERTS YOU THINK YOU HAVE ATTENDED, forget out it. THE GREASTEST SHOW ON EARTH in INDUSTRIAL METAL, and the GREATEST CONCERT I have ever seen was a HANZEL UND GRETYL concert…there is a review of that concert elsewhere on KICK*ASS*METAL webzine …!!!!!!!!

https://kickassmetal.wordpress.com/2015/05/03/hanzel-und-gretyl-maybe-whitney-oppor-davey-suicide-the-greatest-show-on-earth-and-the-greatest-concert-of-all-time-4302015-the-token-lounge-28949-joy-road-westland-mi-48185/

 

KICK*ASS*METAL works on two different perspectives. What are the albums which belong in a HEAVY METAL hall of fame. Basically the Sacred 700 albums of all-time I each genre / sub-genre. and which albums ARE TO NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, and I mean NEVER to be cleaned out of your record collection ever @ all-cost.

Since Brian McGuckin of Coven13 fame helped me out with some photos for the Davey Suicide, I keep that part of a previous article which is below which is

THE

FOUNDATIONAL

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FUNDAMENTAL

BUILDING BLOCKS

TO

ANY

SERIOUS

WORLD-CLASS HEAVY METAL

RECORD

COLLECTION

Any f@cker who thinks Hazel Und Gretyl does not belong on this list, because they were founded in the 1990s can simply f*ck off.

Because not only do they have a MOLTEN METAL KILLER GUITRAR TONE

Hanzel Und Gretyl are

MORE METAL THAN METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L@@K for Brian McGuckin under Coven13 this list is alphabetical order…its a traditional metal list so releax if you do not see your favorite bands in other styles no on this list. It is our favorite top 100 heavy metal RIFF album of all-time. For this article I added Hanzel Und Gretyl since the band in KICK*ASS*METAL’s heavy playlist rotation, just as much as the artist on this list.

Abattoir * Vicious Attack

Accept * Restless And Wild

ACID * ACID

ACID * MANIAC

Agent Steel * Skeptics Apocalypse

Agent Steel * Mad Locust Rising

Anacrusis * Screams And Whispers

ANGEL DUST * Into The Dark Past

Angel Witch * Angel Witch

ANNIHILATOR * ALISION HELL

Annihilator * Never Neverland

ANTHRAX * FISTFUL OF METAL

Anvil * Metal On Metal

ANVIL * FORGED IN FIRE

Anvil * Live In Concert

Anvil * Worth The Weight

Anvil Chorus * Thought Crimes

Artillery * Fear of Tomorrow

ARTILLERY * TERROR SQUAD

Artillery * By Inheritance

ATHEIST * PIECE OF TIME

ATHEIST * UNQESTIONABLE PRESENCE

Atheist * Elements

Attacker * Battle At Helms Deep

Attacker * The Second Coming

BATHORY * BATHORY

BATHORY * THE RETURN

Black Sabbath * The Mob Rules

BLIND ILLUSION * THE SANE ASYLUM

Bloodlust * Guilty As Sin

Cage * Astronomy

Cathedral * Supernatural Birth Machine

CELTIC FROST * MORBID TALES

CELTIC FROST * EMPEROR’S RETURN

CELTIC FROST * TO MEGATHERION

Cirith Ungol * Frost and Fire

Cirith Ungol * King Of the Dead

COVEN *WITCHCRAFT REAPS MINDS AND DESTROYS SOULS

DIRECT INFLUENCE ON MERCYFUL FATE

COVEN * JINX

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COVEN13 * WORSHIP NEW GODS

COVEN13 * RAGNAROK

COVEN13 * DESTINY OF THE GODS

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Culprit * Guilty As Charged

Dark Age * Dark Age (Gnarly Records & RoadrunneR Records)

Dark Angel * Darkness Descends

Dark Angel * Leave Scars

DEATH DEALER * KEEPER OF THE FLAME

DEATH DEALER * JOURNEY INTO FEAR

Death * Scream Bloody Gore

Death * Leprosy

Death * Spiritual Healing

DEATH * HUMAN

DEATH * INDIVIDUAL THOUGHT PATTERNS

Death * Symbolic

Death Angel * The Ultra-Violence

Death Angel * Frolic Through The Park

DEATH ANGEL * ACT III

Death Strike * Death Strike

DEEP SWITCH * NINE INCHES OF GOD

Destruction * Infernal Overkill

DESTRUCTOR * MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION

Diamond Head * Lightning The Nations

EXCITER * HEAVY METAL MANIAC

Exciter * Violence & Force

Exciter * Exciter—Double Play Classic 1989 Megaforce/Caroline CD

EXHORDER * SLAUGHTER IN THE VATICAN

EXODUS * BONDED BY BLOOD

EXODUS * THE ULTIMATE REVENGE—COMBAT TOUR LIVE –VHS/DVI

EXODUS * PLEASURES OF THE FLESH

EXODUS * A LESSON IN VIOLENCE  COMBAT RECORDS 1991 CD

UNRELEASED STUDIO & LIVE TRACKS FEATURING ORIGINAL VOCALIST PAUL BALOFF * ULTIMATE REVENGE SOUNDBOARD SOUNDTRACK + MARCH 1986 + 3 SONG DEMO

EXODUS * ANOTHER LESSON IN VIOLENCE * LIVE 1997 CD

EXODUS * BONDED BY BALOFF * VOLVE CD

UNRELEASED STUDIO & LIVE TRACKS FEATURING ORIGINAL VOCALIST PAUL BALOFF * ULTIMATE REVENGE SOUNDBOARD SOUNDTRACK + MARCH 1986 + 3 SONG DEMO —-REMASTERED WITH BONUS TRACKS

EXUMER * POSSESSED BY FIRE

EXUMER * RISING FROM THE SEA

FORBIDDEN * FORBIDDEN EVIL

FORBIDDEN * TWISTED INTO FORM

The GATHERING * MANDYLION

The GATHERING * NIGHTTIME BIRDS

The Great Kat * Worship Me Or Die

Griffin * Flight of The Griffin

H-bomb * Attaque

Hawaii * One Nation Under Ground

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HANZEL UND GRETYL *Über Alles –2003

HANZEL UND GRETYL * Scheissmessiah! –2004

HANZEL UND GRETYL * Oktötenfest

HANZEL UND GRETYL *  2012: Zwanzig Zwölf * 2008

HANZEL UND GRETYL * BORN TO  BE HEILED 2012 on METROPOLIS METAL

HANZEL UND GRETYL * Hanzel und Gretyl Für Immer (remixes by KyzrWölf) – 2013

HANZEL UND GRETYL * Black Forest Metal * 2014

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HEATHEN * BREAKING THE SILENCE

HEATHEN * VICTIMS OF DECEPTION

Hellhammer * Apocalyptic Raids

HIRAX * RAGING VIOLENCE

For the CD age it was pressed as a anthology called NOT DEAD YET

HOLOCAUST * THE NIGHTCOMERS

Imagika * Imagika

Imagika * Worship

Imagika * And So It Burns

INSANITY * DEATH AFTER DEATH

IRON MAIDEN * IRON MAIDEN

IRON MAIDEN * KILLERS

IRON MAIDEN * THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST

JAG PANZER * AMPLE DESTRUCTION

JAGUAR * POWER GAMES

JUDAS PRIEST * UNLEASHED IN THE EAST

Judas Priest * British Steel

Judas Priest * Painkiller

KING DIAMOND * FATAL PORTRAIT

KING DIAMOND * ABIGAIL

KING DIAMOND * THEM

Kreator * Endless Pain

Kreator * Pleasure To Kill

Liege Lord * Master Control

Macabre * Gloom

Malediction * Condamnés

MANOWAR * BATTLE HYMNS

MANOWAR * INTO GLORY RIDE

MANOWAR * HAIL TO ENGLAND

MERCYFUL FATE * MERCYFUL FATE

EXTENED PLAY 1982 1ST PRESSING WITH WHITE BORDER

MERCYFUL FATE * MERCYFUL FATE 

EXTENED PLAY 1982 * 2ND PRESSING

MERCYFUL FATE * MELISSA * OCTOBER 31ST, 1983 MEGAFORCE/ IMPORTANT RECORDS CD 

DIFFERNT SOUND ON THE TITLE TRACK

MECYFUL FATE * MELISSA * RoadrunneR CD

MERCYFUL FATE * DON’T BREAK THE OATH

MERCYFUL FATE * CURSE OF THE PHARAOHS

1986 FANCLUB PRESSING

MERCYFUL FATE * LIVE… FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

1986 FANCLUB PRESSING

MERCYFUL FATE * THE BEGINNING — 1987 COMPILIATON

Tracks 1-4 are the “Self-titled Rave-On Records” EP.*Tracks 5-7 from the “Friday Rock Show” radio show / “Rave-on sessions” *Track 8 is the “Black Funeral” EP’s B-side

MERCYFUL FATE * CURSE OF THE VAMPIRE —THE RARE AND UNRELEASED. Companion piece  to “Curse of The Pharaohs LP/Picture DISC and Cassette.”

MERCYFUL FATE *IN THE SHADOWS

MEGADEATH * RUST IN PEACE

METAL CHURCH * METAL CHURCH

METALLICA * KILL ‘EM ALL

METALLICA * RIDE THE LIGHTNING

METALLICA * MASTER OF PUPPETS

METALICA * CLIFF ‘EM ALL * 1987 VHS/DVD

MORBID ANGEL * ABOMINATIONS OF DESOLATION

MORBID ANGEL * ALTARS OF MADNESS

MORBID ANGEL * BLESSED ARE THE SICK

MORBID ANGEL * DOMINATION

MORBID ANGEL * ENTANGELD IN CHOAS

Motorhead * Ace of Spade

Motorhead * Iron Fist

MOTORHEAD * NO SLEEP ‘TIL HAMMERSMITH

Motorhead * Another Perfect Day

Motorhead * No Remorse

Motorhead * Orgasmatron

Nasty Savage * Nasty Savage

NASTY SAVAGE * INDULGENCE

NERVOSA * TIME OF DEATH

NERVOSA * VICTIM OF YOURSELF

Nightmare * Astral Deliverance

Nightmare * Live Deliverance

OBITUARY * SLOWLY WE ROT

OBITUARY * CAUSE OF DEATH

Obliveon * Nemesis

ONSLAUGHT * THE FORCE

OVERKILL * FEEL THE FIRE

Oz * Fire In The Brain

OZZY OSBOURNE * BLIZZARD OF OZZ

OZZY OSBORUNE * DIARY OF A MADMAN

OZZY OSBOURNE * TRIBUTE

PAGAN ALTAR * VOLUME ONE

Pentagram * Pentagram 1985 LP

Pentagram * Day of Reckoning

Pentagram * Relentless * 1985 LP retitled / reissued 1993

Pentagram “Pentagram” reissue is retitled “Relentless” and restores the original cassette mix and running order.

Pentagram * Be Forewarned

POSSESSED * SEVEN CHURCHES

Raven * Rock Until You Drop

Raven * Wiped Out

RAVEN * ALL FOR ONE

RAVEN * LIVE AT THE INFERNO

RAZOR * EXECTIONER’S SONG

RAZOR * EVIL INVADERS

REPULSION * HORRIFIED

Riot * Fire Down Under

Riot * Thundersteel

Riot * Privilege of Power

RUSH * A FAREWELL TO KINGS

RUSH * PERMANENT WAVES

RUSH * MOVING PICTURES

RUSH * SIGNALS

RUSH * GRACE UNDER PRESSURE

RUSH * POWER WINDOWS

RUSH * HOLD YOUR FIRE

RUSH * A SHOW OF HANDS

RUSH * TEST FOR ECHO

RUSH * DIFFERET STAGES – LIVE

SACRIFICE * TORMENT IN FIRE

SACRIFICE * FORWARD TO TERMINATION

SACRIFICE * SOLDIERS OF MISFORTUNE

SACRFICE * APOCALYPSE INSIDE

SATAN * COURT IN THE ACT

Scorpions * Taken By Force

SEPULTURA * BENEATH THE REMAINS

Sindrome * Sindrome * CD demos

The December 1987 Demo “In The Halls of Extermination” & The December 1991 Demo “Vault of Inner Conscience” on 1 CD * Sold by The bands management in the late 1990’s

Skullview * Kings of The Universe

SLAUGHTER * STRAPPADO

SLAUTERXSTROYES * WINTERKILL

SLAUTER XSTROYES * FREE THE BEAST

SLAYER * SHOW NO MERCY

SLAYER * HAUNTING THE CHAPEL

SLAYER * LIVE UNDEAD

SLAYER * HELL AWAITS

SLAYER * REIGN IN BLOOD

Slayer * South Of Heaven

Slayer * Seasons In The Abyss

Syris * Unseen Forces

Tank * Filth Hounds of Hades

Tank * Power of The Hunter

TANK * THIS MEANS WAR

TERRORIZER * WORLD DOWNFALL

TESTAMENT * THE LEGACY

TESTAMENT * THE NEW ORDER

TESTAMENT * PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH

TROUBLE * LIVE 1983 DEMO CASSETTE ALBUM

TROUBLE * TROUBLE … AKA PSALMS 9

later retitled “PSALMS 9

TROUBLE * THE SKULL

TROUBLE * RUN TO THE LIGHT

TYGERS OF PAN TANG * WILDCAT

Tygers of Pan Tang * Spellbound

Tygers of Pan Tang * Crazy Nights

Venom * Welcome To Hell

Venom * Black Metal

Venom * At War With Satan

Vi0-lence * Eternal Nightmare

Voi Vod * War And Pain

U.F.O * The Wild, The Willing, And The Innocent

Unseen Terror * Human Error

WARGASM * WHY PLAY AROUND?

WARHEAD * SPEEDWAY

WARHEAD * THE DAY AFTER

WATCHTOWER * ENERGETIC DISASSEMBLY

WATCHTOWER * CONTROL AND RESISANCE

WITCH CROSS * FIT FOR FIGHT

Zoser Mez * Vizier of Wasteland

What mankind does on this earth will echo in eternity, and the METAL of HANZEL UND GRETYL will live one forever …. TRUE IMMORTALS OF METAL….!!!!!

If you disagree with this article you can call the

KICK*ASS*METAL customer / readership @

1-800-FUCK-OFF

&

IF THERE IS NO ONE THERE PLEASE KINDLY…not really…psyche call the KICK*ASS*METAL’s on our mobile phone

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