—-photo above a typical metal archives “writer” just guessing on a Jag Panzer “Ample Destruction” record review….

…..spin the wheel f@Cking f@Ck It. It’s Jag Panzer….

This Collectors Corner feature is Jag Panzer’s “Ample Destruction. Which is a TOP 100 HEAVY METAL ALBUM OF ALL-TIME

WHICH CAN ONLY HAVE ON SCORE

100 out of 100

10 REVIEWS of this GODLY TIMELESS CLASSIC which is a influence, on EXODUS by the way. And only 2 of them got it right.

That is a whopping 20% accuracy for something called a “heavy metal webzine”

So here is what was guesed by the Metal archives “staff”

94—100—100—97—90—98—79—93–96—99

Jag Panzer “Ample Destruction” is back in print for a short while, on High Roller Records, and every heavy metal fan is buying between 3 to 15 copies of this album. Because when will be the next re-press?????

Jag Panzer “Ample Destruction” is a top 100 heavy metal album of all-time, and of the 700 people who voted on this for KICK ASS METAL between May 1979 — October 1986.

700 people from all over the world, got it correct 100 out of 100 and top 100 album in heavy metal albums of all-time, but 8 out of 10 f@Ck-up’s got it wrong over at Metal – Archives….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Un-f@ciking REAL …..!!!!!!!!!!!

There is n0 quality control over at METAL ARCHIVES, because they let just anyone scribble what ever they want!!!!

Even if the review are 100 out of 100’s I will still attack these f@ckers, because the reviews MUST ALWAYS have the correct historical FACT of TOP 100 ALBUMS OF ALL-TIME.

So this collectors corner is a community service to all heavy metal fans of heavy metal genre….because some can afford to be stupid, but if you want the albums that will SURVIVE THE TEST OF TIME…!!!! Just read about heavy metal from the actual heavy metal publications of the era.

There are a lot of record collector scams at metal archives besides getting 99.9 percent of record reivews wrong.

I can get a CD for $1.99 and sell it on eBay for $1,639.99 — and the dumb f@ckers of METAL ARCHIVES will let me say that CD IS WORTH THAT, and this RARE EP is best thing since the imitation of the imitation of the imitation!!!!

Jag Panzer “Ample Destruction” WILL ALWAYS BE A REISSUSE ROULETTE AND COLLECTORS CORNER FEATURE HERE !!!!!!!!!! Because of the subjective and objective HISTORIC FACT it is a TOP 100 HEAVY METAL ALBUM OF ALL-TIME!!!!!!!!!!

SO IF YOU EVER SEE JAG PANZER “AMPLE DESTRUCTION” ON eBay and this has a “BUY IT NOW” FEATURE.

PULL THE TRIGGER SO TO SPEAK on that auction and add one of the greatest heavy metal albums of all-time to you SERIOUS METALLIC RECORD COLLECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…Jag Panzer “Ample  Destruction” 30 out of 100 hey it’s METAL ARCHIVES !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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